The Monsters of Compliance – Monster Mash

monster mash and compliance

I was working in the lab late one night
When my eyes beheld an eerie sight
For my monster from his slab began to rise
And suddenly to my surprise

He did the mash
He did the monster mash
The monster mash
It was a graveyard smash
He did the mash
It caught on in a flash
He did the mash
He did the monster mash

Even if you mix all of the monsters together, you can still get a good result. The vast majority of fund managers and investment advisers have good intentions are focused on delivering the best returns they can for their investors. They may have conflicts and alternative streams of income. That doesn’t mean they are doing anything wrong. The monsters are not always scary.

You need to remember that the monsters are out there. That means you need to make good decisions. Take lessons from Hell No: the Sensible Horror Film.

  • Don’t sneak into the abandoned insane asylum with your Ouija board.
  • Don’t watch the cursed tape that kills you in five days.
  • Don’t split up.
  • Call for backup

You can deal with the monsters. Just don’t ignore them. Maybe you can even dance with them.

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