Sing it with me:
| On the first day of compliance, my audit gave to me: Madoff in a prison jumpsuit. |
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| On the second day of compliance, my audit gave to me: Two legal frauds, and Madoff in a prison jumpsuit. |
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| On the third day of compliance, my audit gave to me: Three background checks, Two legal frauds, and Madoff in a prison jumpsuit. |
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| On the fourth day of compliance, my audit gave to me: Four enforcement letters, Three background checks, Two legal frauds, and Madoff in a prison jumpsuit. |
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| On the fifth day of compliance, my audit gave to me: Five Ponzi schemes. Four enforcement letters, Three background checks, Two legal frauds, and Madoff in a prison jumpsuit. |
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| On the sixth day of compliance, my audit gave to me: Six governance lapses, Five Ponzi schemes. Four enforcement letters, Three background checks, Two legal frauds, and Madoff in a prison jumpsuit. |
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| On the seventh day of compliance, my audit gave to me: Seven black swans a swimming Six governance lapses, Five Ponzi schemes. Four enforcement letters, Three background checks, Two legal frauds, and Madoff in a prison jumpsuit. |
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| On the eighth day of compliance, my audit gave to me: Eight bribes in billing Seven black swans a swimming Six governance lapses, Five Ponzi schemes. Four enforcement letters, Three background checks, Two legal frauds, and Madoff in a prison jumpsuit. |
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| On the ninth day of compliance, my audit gave to me: Nine trades a-troubling Eight bribes in billing Seven black swans a swimming Six governance lapses, Five Ponzi schemes. Four enforcement letters, Three background checks, Two legal frauds, and Madoff in a prison jumpsuit. |
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| On the tenth day of compliance, my audit gave to me: Ten laws a-changing, Nine trades a-troubling, Eight bribes in billing, Seven black swans a swimming, Six governance lapses, Five Ponzi schemes. Four enforcement letters, Three background checks, Two legal frauds, and Madoff in a prison jumpsuit. |
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| On the eleventh day of compliance, my audit gave to me: Eleven accounting errors, Ten laws a-changing, Nine trades a-troubling, Eight bribes in billing, Seven black swans a swimming, Six governance lapses, Five Ponzi schemes. Four enforcement letters, Three background checks, Two legal frauds, and Madoff in a prison jumpsuit. |
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| On the twelfth day of compliance, my audit gave to me: Twelve data breaches, Eleven accounting errors, Ten laws a-changing, Nine trades a-troubling, Eight bribes in billing, Seven black swans a swimming, Six governance lapses, Five Ponzi schemes. Four enforcement letters, Three background checks, Two legal frauds, and Madoff in a prison jumpsuit. |
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